You have the Guinness in the fridge, the Jameson in the freezer, and the corned beef in the oven - Don’t ruin it now with a cliche green shirt reading, “Kiss me I’m Irish”! Real men are not afraid to ditch the jeans in favor of the classic Irish kilt. Find one at a thrift store near you or buy one here, so you are ready next year.

Plus, chicks will be making bets with their friends all night to find out if you went traditional (no undies). And you will be all too happy to settle the bet back at your place…or the bathroom, screw it, it’s St. Patty’s Day.